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[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Good for you. It's great to have the financial certainty to refuse an offer that doesn't sit well with you. What's better is having the moral backbone of refusing something because it would bother you, even if it means l less financial reward.

[–] arc99@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Guy just sounds entitled and precious they wouldn't stump for a Macbook.

[–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Workers should be entitled, and demand better conditions when we have the leverage

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[–] username_1@programming.dev 17 points 1 month ago (30 children)

The guy doesn't want Windows but is ok with Mac. That's... not how it works. At all.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mac is the compromise option

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[–] Darkmoon_AU@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 month ago

Completely fair

[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sorry for the potato resolution

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[–] new_guy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As long the company is ok I'm ok.

I'm not planning to input personal info on the work provided laptop anyway.

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[–] pewpew@feddit.it 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (14 children)

Just wondering... Is there anyone on Earth using Windows Server?

At school we were tought how to work with it (my teacher was so outdated, he barely knew what Linux was) but I can't find any good reason to use it instead of Linux

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago

Is this a real question? It's very obvious you don't work in IT.

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[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

While it takes about 8-16 hours of concerted effort, there are ways to castrate Windows into a mild approximation of what it was before.

The big question mark is Windows 12… and whether AI and spyware/malware features such as Recall will be baked into core functionality such that it will be impossible to remove or reliably deactivate.

I’m still with Windows for now, owing to requirements that have no non-Windows alternative (which include supporting and actually opening client data files for the desktop version of Quicken, for example), but I do foresee a time when I would reliably extract my last foot out of the Windows ecosystem.

Thankfully, their server products still appear to be enshittification-free. For now.

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[–] holymachinery91@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Google products are acceptible though? 🤨

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[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Insane behaviour. Much as I hate Windows, for a "generous offer" I'd make it work.

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