The alternative to this is to join, get deployed, then mess everything up as bad as possible. Be completely useless, worse than useless even. Fuck up every assignment you're given, hopefully so badly it causes lots of damage and possibly save some lives.
this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2026
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Enjoy getting herded at gunpoint into a minefield. There are no real rules in a total/world war. If you fuck up on purpose or refuse to do your duty you will likely get severely punished by your own side.
Unless you have extreme confidence you won't get caught, that seems like a one way ticket to physical and mental abuse hell. Well, probably prison too, but atleast there you might come across other likeminded people and you don't have to touch any guns.
Bonus points if they can never pin it on you so they keep giving you shit to fuck up.
like that one guy that would expose spies but was so incredibly secretive about it he was made the lead of the department made to find the leaker
that's a good way to get hit by friendly fire.
I would never dodge the draft. Too good of an opportunity to get a shot in at israel.
Not soldiers nor generals , conscientious objectors are the real heroes when the call to arms comes from a fascist government
Some have the fortitude needed for saboteurism
Plot twist: draft dodgers will be sent to El Salvador and lose their US citizenship. SCOTUS will OK this b/c if you’re unwilling to “defend” the US, you don’t deserve citizenship.
SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP
*only if you agree with Daddy Trump
if you’re unwilling to “defend” the US
*unwilling to "defend" Israel
I'd rather that too
Losing citizenship without already having citizenship somewhere else is bad. Like BAD bad.
I don't think you want to go to torture prison
I mean I'm past draft age, I have bipolar, I'm a drug addict in recovery, and I'm on a handful of government watch lists, it's easy for me to make these jokes because there's no fucking way I'm getting drafted
More than killing people and possibly being killed? Yes
No one wants to, but if it’s that or kill other innocent people…
I won’t claim that I’d make the same decision after a couple of years in the torture prison, but from the untortured side of things, my choice is clear.
You actually get fewer rights in that prison compared to even gitmo, because in gitmo some prisoners even got to have a trial eventually.
There's no active torture though, just inhumane conditions and sharing your cell with 40 other people. And the official policy that once you're in, you'll never get out - though I think they'll let out American prisoners when the US demands it. Locals just go in without a trial and never get out.
There’s absolutely actively torture, I’m sorry to tell you. Even if there’s nothing worse than what we already know about (unlikely, given that we know about worse from the camps in the US), we know that prisoners are beaten and sexually abused.
Whoops, looks like there might be a number of friendly fire incidents in the future....
Penal batalion, once manpower runs out they're gonna send to war without a gun. Sorry bro
Draft dodgers hmu, there's plenty of room (and plenty of choring) at my place
Ooh can I do my antifascist protection fee chores in a maid outfit :3
If you must lol, they kinda boil down to "get wood or be cold, get food or be hungry". I got tools and infra to share, not a whole lot else
Umm yea, my place too, totally not a sting operation
FUD, classic CIA chatbot strat ;)
Penal battalion ahoy!
