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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

He should have realized he was dreaming when she started kissing him back.

[–] katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

Fuck that's dark, but I did lol.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

When she consented, it became his nightmare.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

Eugggggghhhh! Oh.. poor doggo!

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago

I’m pretty sure that’s animal abuse.

[–] TheNovemberMan@bookstodon.com 2 points 1 week ago

[–] homes@piefed.world 2 points 1 week ago

Grab ‘em by the dog face

[–] m3t00@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago

blames rabies on friendly dog that wants to eat barf

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks more like he just finished Bubba again.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Eyooooo