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Should be at least three fingers.
One in the stink?
and breasts
..........okay.
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When I see all those christian pedo-nazis, if I were to believe in all this BS (which I fucking don't), Hell is for sure where I wanna end up. I don't want to spend eternity raping children and shooting people of color in paradise.
And their music is gonna suuuuuuuuck
so is their food. if drug use, hedonism and gluttony are sins, who is going to cook for them?
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There's some cool old Christian music but I bet they're just playing creed in heaven.
Religious fruit cakes need to be told what to do.
Love how the religeous claim certainty that THEIR instructions from God, and they all seem to justify their "grandad's" values as to when to break their own principles.
Ie:
Love thy neighbour but MY NEIGHBOR got a Windmill so I should be allowed to arson!
If a thief takes your cloak, also give him your coat... but no socialism for anyone I dont know, they r all lazy bums
Etc etc
No chance any of this is u know who, or maybe just your ego? Oh no, you know cause a gut feeling and old folks said so
No chance any of this is u know who, or maybe just your ego? Oh no, you know cause a gut feeling and old folks said so
In Evangelical circles, we refer to this as discernment. Discernment is great, it explains why the bible might be confusing to some people, why it might seem to definitely contradict itself, and why it seems to be so broadly open to interpretation. To navigate all of that, you don’t trust your evil sinful gut - you use Discernment
It’s spoken about as if it is a super power you get when you become a Christian. Unfortunately, you don’t magically become discerning once you become a Christian, and plenty of people are just dumb.
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Believing in yourself is Satanic?
Wow, religious propaganda is so insidious.
Literally, they want compliant, obedient, non-thinking sycophants. It's what the entire religion is based in, right down to Adam and Eve. It's a cult.
Not to be the douche that links a tedtalk, but extremely relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS7mBbXxJYA
"We don't want women like you"
All religions.
The crazy thing is that the three main religions all derive from the same dumb story of Abraham convincing himself that God wanted him to murder his own son to prove his belief in God.
Luckily some slightly sane part of his mind kept him from doing it, but his delusion convinced him it was God that stayed his hand.
I recently read that up until fairly recently in human history, people didn't understand thinking. They didn't realize it was their own mind coming up with ideas, they literally thought God placed it there. Come up with a good solution to a problem? You didn't think of it, refine it, figure out how to apply it, etc. GOD gave you the idea. They really didn't think they were capable of their own independent thought.
So all three religions worship the exact same God, and believe in the same origin stories, but we still have to genocide all the others because their version of the guy with uncontrolled schizophrenia who tried to murder his son in the name of God, has different nuances than my version.
Whoa whoa whoa... Are we talking the guy with uncontrolled schizophrenia who tried to murder his son in the name of God council of 1879 here, or the guy with uncontrolled schizophrenia who tried to murder his son in the name of God council of 1912?
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Lucifer is the reasonable one in the Bible, God is the one who wipes out millions for amusement.
Did you know that according to the Bible they hang out and talk shit together? God never hangs out with anyone else.
Viewed subjectively, the God described in the Bible is a MONSTER.
Lucifer is the reasonable one in the Bible, God is the one who wipes out millions for amusement
Now I don't wanna sympathize with the devil, but...
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Well yes, Thats the propaganda of christianity. Their god doesn’t want you to have independent, critical thought. You’re supposed to do as the authorities tell you, pay your taxes like Jesus TOTALLY said 🙄and be a good citizen and follow the laws. Curious isnt it? Almost as if the texts were altered thousands of times over the years until they fit the views of the people pushing it
It is essentially a slave religion where you work for next to nothing your entire life in suffering and then you get imaginary rewards in the afterlife.
It is of course a garbage religion that borrowed all of its stories from religions that came before it. Jesus was a doomsday cultist who believed in resurrection on this Earth hence why his cultists staged his resurrection to prove his teachings were true.
Satan is not out here murdering 168 school children. Christians are doing that. Satan is not out here raping and genociding its neighbors. Jews are doing that. Satan is not out here murdering peaceful protestors. Muslims are doing that.
Satan doesn't kill a single person in the Bible. Yahweh on the other hand...
Satan isn't really much of a presence in the Bible at all. Christians made up more shit to have something to blame for everything they don't like.
Wasn't it that Satan did 4 things?
- A bit of arrogant rant that he is not gonna serve humans. Got thrown to hell. By all loving father. Yeah.
- Still pissed, nudged Eve to break the God rule about apple. God had a meltdown and not only banished but also cursed Adam and Eve.
- Teased Jesus to break his goal. Didn't work.
- Teased God on few occassions about devotion of humans. Then God made people suffer to prove his point.
Like, Lucifer always seemed to me more like disgruntled old family friend/worker than some evil guy.
The serpent being Satan was a retcon from the New Testament, too.
"I'm not in the business of murdering innocent children. That's God's jurisdiction."
- Lucifer, The Devil's Carnival
Or rather nationalists. It's not that the IDF is a religious organization or something
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There it is. Like sitting through hate sermons every Sunday isn’t torture enough.
Storytime: The last sermon I sat through was literally a hate sermon.
One of my buddies in grad school talked me into coming to his church for a session one Sunday, and me being mostly agnostic/pagan at the time figured "Ahh, why not? I'm all for you sharing your culture and beliefs with me, I'll hear it out."
Shit. You. Not. 20 minutes into the thing... The preacher was talking down the "evils of pride month" and how if you ever feel "ostracized" on your campus for "standing against" the satanic "influences" of the LGBTQ, you always had a "strong community" to turn to here.
If you're cringing reading this... now just imagine this obviously queer 20s something sitting in the middle of the crowd with this giant rainbow scarf on (it was February) while these aryan karens and nutjobs to my left and right are casually nodding along.
Made a fucking beeline for the door and never spoke to that crazy fucker (or went back to church) ever again lol
Makes me think that the church encouraged people to invite their "heathen gay friends" that week so you would hear the gospel and repent or some nonsense.
Nah, the pastor wanted "the gays" at church so he knew which ones he could play tummy sticks with in a motel after service.
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I didnt have "Christians admitting Satan is doing a better job parenting than them" on my bingo card.
As a Christian, Ive always found it interesting how much Anton La Vey's Satanism reflect the values of the early church as a commentary on the corruption associated more commonly with Catholicism as a denomination, which I've always found incredibly based, even if the chosen mythography of satirization makes me a little irked. Still, I wouldn't take it seriously if I didn't believe either side was "real" either
And if the devil set me free
Long live the devil
And if the good becomes the bad
Long live the evil
Is this the temptation I was warned so often about by christians?
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