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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] zenzanzoo@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

Censorship on feddit is worse than reddit, blocked them already. Too weak for freedom.

[–] ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Don't be afraid, add to the chaos and confuse the lemmings

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 19 hours ago
[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ya gotta own it. Be that mysterious single upvote on a ratio AF'd post.

Which I frequently am, just because it was something so unhinged that it made me laugh instead of angry (like that one post I saw of someone preaching something about the Starbucks logo being the anti-christ).

If you make me laugh you get an upvote, thems the rules.

[–] hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago

Upvotes aren't private, therefore not so mysterious.

And while it's not EXTREMELY easy to find the public information, people definitely go digging for it. And it's public by design.

The only people who will dig? The group you offended.

[–] Soupbreaker@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

(like that one post I saw of someone preaching something about the Starbucks logo being the anti-christ)

That guy is a genuine nutter, though. He's always posting unhinged garbage about numerology, and the Jesuits scripting all the wars, and what have you. Real Q-anon tier stuff. It's concerning.

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

WTF are you doing standing back and letting them get roasted? Get in there!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Fine, I'll say it:

Windows > Linux

Star Wars > Star Trek

Israel seems misunderstood.

The environment had it coming.

Am I right fellas!?

[–] arthur@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

Feels like trolling.

[–] AyD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hippity hoppity. This is now my property.

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] knotRyder@lemmy.ca 1 points 16 hours ago
[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"The environment had it coming" is spittake worthy. It's also worthy of an Onion headline

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I disagree on every point, but you made me laugh so you get an upvote.

[–] BygoneNeutrino@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

... pretty much. Natural disaster have been attacking man since the dawn of time. It's about time we struck back.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Nuke a hurricane?

[–] hark@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Based? Based on what?

Based on having the same opinion as me.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago

Standard internet experience

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

What's really weird is: The person cooking and the person getting cooked have the same opinion, they just can't communicate right.

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Or they can communicate just fine but stand on a pile of assumptions about the other person that aren't true so they just keep talking past each other.

Sometimes internet fights remind me of a poorly written TV episode where the entire plot rests on a character not sharing some information that a real person would obviously think to share.

Or they can communicate just fine but stand on a pile of assumptions about the other person that aren’t true so they just keep talking past each other.

That is not communicating very well.

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[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 139 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (28 children)

Na, I go full in and make clear that this someone is not alone.

I mean, on a Karma-free platform I don't have to do anything to conform to the mainstream.

Sometimes it even triggers an honest discussion.

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[–] obinice@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (10 children)

ALL IM SAYING IS FOREIGNERS should cook me their native dishes so I can omnomnom new and interesting cuisines ~

[–] Takios@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Foreigners should cook for you? So your pro-slavery, huh? /s

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[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 72 points 2 days ago (16 children)

Me watching Lemmy posters mimic what's popular on reddit.

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