I'm a rogue
this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2026
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I got cleric!
Do you work for this company?
90% of your posts are links to this one company's blog.
You are the BAAARBAAARIAN! ARRR~~ You are like a dancing flame on water. Your words and actions are rough, unpolished, yet undeniably genuine. You do not overcomplicate things or beat around the bush—you believe the best way to solve a problem is to face it head-on. Uncertainty does not scare you. Perfect documentation? What for? Flawless planning? Not your style. You forge ahead fearlessly, overcoming every obstacle. Sure, sometimes things may go wrong, but no one can accuse you of being indifferent or passive. You shout your motto: "Less talk, more action!" Dominate bugs with your might! Grab your 30-day trial of PVS-Studio!
was this test an advertisement? lol
I too am a warrior and I raise my battleaxe to you!
Hooray, my brother in arms!
That is the longest amount of time I've ever spent on an advertisement.
Bard, btw
Shit, I guess I'm a healer
It's essentially an ad sigh
I’m an NPC. I just have to deal with the fall out from the devs, as a software tester.
I'm a cleric... Just because I occasionally write documentation... For future me.
I'm gonna go with goblin tinkerer.
Multiclass (barbarian, warrior)
Multiclass warrior bard. Hmm. 🤔