this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2026
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[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I'm confused. Where's the 50 people in the bats?

[–] Baizey@feddit.dk 4 points 2 weeks ago

That's actually 50 vampires, they're each a 3000 bat swarm

[–] EmmiLime@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

they have been evenly distributed between all bats for maximum efficiency

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Wouldn't African Swallows be more efficient from a load carrying capacity perspective?

[–] orc_princess@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

Does that make them... batmobiles???

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

it takes 3,000 batpower to transport one human. the peoples are just dangling from bats.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

Where is your breakfast now?

[–] meerstyler@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

How many bats do I need to carry me and my fishing gear?

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Boppel@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 1 points 2 weeks ago