If you are young enough, church and tinder end up serving the same use so the concept isn't that crazy.
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What is it with Mormons and the name Becca? If I count all the Mormon Beccas I've met, then counted this girl, she wouldn't even be on counted on my hands.
Rebecca is a beautiful name IMO, but it's jewish (like etymologically) right?
Yeah, it's from the Torah or Old Testament and is the name of Isaac's wife. The name itself comes from the Hebrew for "to tie firmly" or "to bind."
The name itself comes from the Hebrew for "to tie firmly" or "to bind."
That explains a lot about the Rebecca I used to know.
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Lol, they are looking for at least a third (at the mildest kink), no preferences on the gender.
Hey, man. I'd bang your wife if you'd let me. You seem like you might have some kinks.
Nah. They're shopping for a third.
More specifically, a handmaid.
What type of... handjobs?
The kind of jobs where you use your hands to do all of their housework for them for free while bearing the husband's children.
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Spencer definitely wants to film his wife being nailed by another man
Maybe Spencer wants her to film him getting the nailing
hey bi switch vers people exist yannow
That's fine...but Spencer's wife is probably in the dark. Because he doesn't accept himself
He wants to be the one to jump on the bed.
We can only assume that if soaking isn't premarital sex, then it can't be extramarital sex either.
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I'll go to your church, you come to my orgy. Fair is fair, right?
Imagine the uproar if you went to a church and said "you're so prudish, you need to fuck more, come to Tinder."
Joseph Smith: "No need to make them exclusive."
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Disgusting.
I've got nothing against their kind per se, but do they have to shove it down our throats?
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The problem is they are Mormon so they can’t save your soul
I don't know. There's got to be at least one decent Morman cobbler.
Meh, they are mediocre pastry chefs. Their venison stews are pretty good, though.
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