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Welcome to femcel memes. A place where anybody can post memes that fit the vibe.

Warning: We have a tendency to post things that may at times come from a self-deprecating perspective or things that are funny coming from another queer person. This space will always be a safe place for transfems, non-binary people, people with a feminine gender expression (GNC or otherwise) or anybody else in the LGBT Community to come together and share about our experiences but we truly feel that laughing about the sometimes silly and embarrassing parts the queer experience can help bring us together. We never mean offense or harm in anything posted but rather they are satirical takes coming from queer people.

A note about 'Egging': Our community is mostly made up of transfem individuals, and as such most memes posted will be posted with the intention of having a transfem perspective. However, regardless of gender identity, all feminine presenting individuals are welcome here. Whether that means you're NB, GNC, transmasc, or any other identity, you are welcome here. It is not our intention or goal to invalidate these identities. If something makes you uncomfortable, please feel free to report the post and I will address your concerns on an individual level. For more information regarding the problems with 'Egg-culture', please see Here.

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[โ€“] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I'm imagining a pirate queen busting into my kitchen and barking out "Go cook for me women!" and when I walk out to see what the fuss is about there's just dozens of pirates milling about, mostly in feminine attire regardless of physical appearance.

I'm down to cook for a pirate queen and her salty doggos.

Now everyone write down your orders, I'll do what I can! (I suggest fettuccine Alfredo, my sauce is homemade and the chicken is optional, everything else is vegetarian but not vegan although I'm down to learn vegan recipes for regulars)

girl really told a story to market her cooking skills for us ๐Ÿ˜ญ

I love the idea of a trans inclusive sapphic pirate crew. The only requirement to join is being sapphic. They end up having really high turnover because the crew keep pairing off and retiring to settle down somewhere, but with a consistent core group that stay around for the adventure and constant flow of fresh booty :3 Also they only steal from corporate ships like the East India Company because this is my fantasy and my fantasy sapphic pirate crew has class consciousness damnit.

[โ€“] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I guess they'd enjoy penne all'arrrrabbiata

And some arrrtochoke?

can i get uhhhhhhhh

[โ€“] brookedSmile@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Loooooove cooking for people i care about ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Dont gotta tell me twice, i do it everyday!

[โ€“] AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"Thank you for [cooking], mom! ๐Ÿ’•" One day...

[โ€“] brookedSmile@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hoping for the best for you!

I invited mother dearest to my first 2 thanksgivings. She didnt come

[โ€“] AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Aargh, I meant to write "cooking". With my new keyboard app, I needed to get used to double checking more often.

Haha now my reply doesnt make sense ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

does it matter? it is charcoal now

[โ€“] Una 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As a child I tried cooking spaghetti but without water :3

[โ€“] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

As a teenager me and my friend burned spaghetti while cooking it in water.