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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 84 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If you get caught using AI to lie about science, all the scientists in that field should be allowed to hit you with sticks and branches as much as they please.

[–] morto@piefed.social 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or better yet, a penalty of some years in a blacklist, meaning that no journal will publish any work from you

[–] elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never... *smack* *snap* *crackle* *pop*

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 71 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

"To the Editor: We were unaware of Journal policies on image manipulation and had altered our submission by using an artificial intelligence (AI) tool to move the ruler to the top of the image. We therefore wish to retract our image and case report.1 Yuling Wang, M.Med. Xiangdong Mu, M.D "

So the only thing AI was used for was to... Move a ruler to the top of an image? 🧐

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 57 points 2 months ago

So the only thing AI was used for was to... Move a ruler to the top of an image? 🧐

Yes, until they find more hallucinations

[–] dumnezero@piefed.social 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They could show the original images...

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We were unaware of Journal policies on keeping copies of the original images

[–] dumnezero@piefed.social 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

lmao. What a pretext!

Imagine being a researcher and not keeping the original images over the figures sent with a paper.

And wouldn't they have the upload to the AI slop platform? Or did they also delete that chat?

[–] nathan@lemmy.permisuan.com 2 points 2 months ago

Google deletes nothing

[–] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 months ago

I wish dumb excuses got punished more harshly, because it's either trying to escape consequences or a genuine amount of stupidity that either way should have your degree and/or funding revoked.

[–] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 months ago

Even if it was true. Why?

[–] Mononomi@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Damn didn't notice but that ruler is fucked up

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago

“We used AI to move the ruler to the top of the image” what?

Why? Aesthetics? That’s either bullshit or the wackiest own goal of the day.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

30 | 1 | 3 | s | 4 | 8 | § | δ | 9 | θ | 40

[–] JillyB@beehaw.org 25 points 2 months ago

Anything but the metric system

[–] Staden_@pawb.social 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Could be real tho

The article mentions that the casts are created by inserting a cryoprobe in the lungs, like in a cryosurgery

Also, a similar thing: Plastic bronchitis

I'm not a doctor btw. I just like reading wikipedia articles.

[–] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The ruler has nonsense AI hallucinated numbers.

[–] Staden_@pawb.social 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yes, I've seen it.

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No, that is formed from breathing in metal shavings.

\m/

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Was going to say, literally the only 'cast' I ever heard of for bronchial tubes was ultimately fatal for the person the cast was made of and that was cougulated blood not a toxic substance.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

I could swear I know this black-metal band!