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[–] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 74 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Listen, I'm too very exhausted to read this very lengthy, and very tedious list.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Listen, I'm too very exhausted to read this very lengthy, and very tedious list.

Listen, I'm fatigued beyond imagination and incapable of reading this prosaic litany of mundane drivel.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 10 points 2 months ago

That is something up with which I will not put.

[–] htrayl@lemmy.world 51 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This has nothing to do with grammar.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Doesn't matter, it's a very useful list to counter tik-tok brain damage.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 14 points 2 months ago

One could say it's the very thing we need.

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 39 points 2 months ago (3 children)
  1. Not grammar

  2. A lot of these have different connotations

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

"Hmmm you're very dirty 😏"

"Hmmm you're filthy 😏"

"That you are able to take responsibility for your your mistakes is very big of you."

"That you are able to take responsibility for your your mistakes is huge of you."

Nope, not the same.

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 5 points 2 months ago (6 children)

As a personal thing, I've always detested that usage of the word big. More so than any of these 'very' replacements, there are so many words available to convey the meaning of that big.

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[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It is definitely not a grammatical issue, but it a good rule of thumb for writing, particularly academic writing. One of the first things that was drilled into me as an English major was to drop, "very," and find a better adjective.

Also, yeah, a lot of these are very poor matches, especially without context, but one of my favorite things about the English language is that it is a very large, redundant language, but none of our words have the exact same connotation. Big, large, huge, enormous, gigantic, tremendous, mammoth, gargantuan, and humongous are all technically synonyms, but all conjure different images in the reader.

But yeah, telling someone to say, "fragile," instead of, "very weak," is dumb, given they could mean, "delicate," or, "feeble." And if you're not writing a term paper, just say, "very."

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 months ago

“Very busy” and “overloaded” are wildly different things.

As are very hot and boiling, very lazy and idle, very nervous and anxious, and like a good third more of these.

[–] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

Australian Version

Χ very tired    √ fucking knackered
Χ very poor    √ fucking skint
Χ very thirsty √ dry as a dead dingo's donger```
[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Very busy = flat out like lizard drinking

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[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Me very meticulously checking every word to see why this in in shitpost.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The shitpost was that we both wasted our time

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[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 16 points 2 months ago (4 children)

You can put 'very' before every suggested alternative. What then?

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I teach foreign language students and they often write about how their food was "very delicious", and it always sounds so jarring to me. There are a lot of really strong words that native speakers tend to not use very with.

eg:
very difficult task / very monumental task
very good cooking / very superb cooking
very happy man / very elated man

For some reason intensifiers like so and such don't have those restrictions:

The task was very/so monumental.
It was very/such superb cooking.
He was very/so elated.

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[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I am a fan of putting "very" in front of everything in the suggested list.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Very tiny. Very exhausted.

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Very good examples!

[–] iMastari@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (5 children)

This post is very interesting.

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[–] skhayfa@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Alberat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[–] charonn0@startrek.website 12 points 2 months ago
[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

You're very welcome.

[–] jpablo68@infosec.pub 11 points 2 months ago
[–] Hoimo@ani.social 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

bounced on my boy's challenging lengthy to this until he boisterous stuffed

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[–] sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io 9 points 2 months ago

Use all the words in the right columns but preceded with "fuckin'" every time. Like a real gentleperson.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 months ago

very very words

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

Very helpful

[–] AAA@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Legit criticism! But hear me out. Who remembers all those different words anyway?

Instead of NOT using "very", I say we ONLY use "very".

It's a very idea!

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[–] Shayeta@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn honey, you look boiling in that outfit!

[–] bob_lemon@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

Looking at you makes me challenging!

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Very cold and freezing are different things. You can be very cold but above 0°.

Most of these are dumb.

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 4 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Listen, I need to introduce you to any hot climate's weather terms (done in american and rest-of-the-fucking-world-but-liberia units for funsies):

  • >90/32 = hot
  • >28/82 = stifling (if humid) / little warm
  • >78/25 = warm
  • >75/24 = nice out
  • >22/72 = okay
  • >70/21 = cool
  • >68/20 = chilly
  • >60/16 = cold
  • <16/60 = freezing

You can be very cold and freezing. You can't be very cold and not freezing. ;)

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[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Very lazy = idle?

No? Or is my english bad?

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[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Dunno if it is me, non-native English speaker, but it seems that very old can vary depending on context, while ancient barely changes on the context. And it seems few others could be divisive and a few green ticked ones repeat.

Edit: ah, this is shitposting comm :@

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[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Apparently, my stomach is vacant.

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[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] assertnull@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago

This is extra plus good

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago
[–] Surp@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Borat very nice!

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Very good. Carry on

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