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[–] ryper@lemmy.ca 45 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How dare you imply that a Southern gentleman like Lindsey Graham would be interested in such an act. He'd have to retreat to his fainting couch at the very thought. Is 69ing even legal in the South? My stars!

His mee maw would be livid.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I will award Lemmy Gold for his actual grindr profile.

[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

I thought he had a boyfriend already

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, 69 implies reciprocity.

89 or 09 would probably be more accurate.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

They would contort until butts are in mouth.

It's called 96, and it is only for the most brave of us.

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Trump would have to get used to all those ladybugs....

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago

He'd definitely do that.

[–] somtwo@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

This got a legitimate belly laugh out of me. Well done, whoever made this!

[–] KanadrAllegria@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 3 weeks ago

69 presumes something resembling equality, while this bubble-wand bitch is on his knees every time.

[–] rockettaco37@feddit.nu 2 points 3 weeks ago

Trump might have to step away from his threesome with Netanyahu and Putin though.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

He looks too much like Joe Sixpack in this pic.