Ah yes, the scale of "Man fuck them kids" to "Man Fuck them kids"
this post was submitted on 21 May 2026
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man, fuck those kids
man fuck, those kids
13i, which puts me on a scale perpendicular to this axis.
Bro, you like imaginary children more than Epstein liked real children?
I just checked my pedometer, it says 11,543. Scary high number!
I haven't asked him, so I really can't say. Don't want to speak for him, you know.
What's "I don't want to be around them but I don't want to blow up schools full of them?" 2.5?
Chooses 5 to be as far away from both poles as possible
"So you're saying you're not sure whether you want to rape or murder the kids?"
So you want both?!
Israel might actually be a safe haven for pedophiles !
A lot of their right-wing paid personalities on American platforms sure seem to be against releasing the Epstein files, not to mention the candidates they support through AIPAC.
Not to mention Ehud Barak being thoroughly in the Epstein files as a pedophile.
Yeah there is some agreement that pedos from u.s are allowed to come stay in Israel. No extradition. No questions. No sex offender registration.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=unPXNF1kND8 "How Jewish American pedophiles hide from justice in Israel"- CBS 2020
Considering that the ends wrap around to each other, a 5 is the lowest option.
Ya, I was wondering how this spectrum worked. Both ends fuck kids pretty regularly.
Considering Epstein was most likely giving blackmail Material to Israel anyway, you’re absolutely right
I'm not in this picture, and I'm happy about it.
That scale should be a circle with Israel and Pedos both 10 and 0 at the same time.
It loops around
The Ouboros of cunts
Israel likes Israeli children just fine.
If you like aomeone you don’t mutilate their genitals.
It's still a common practice here in the US. That tracks.
Yeah this a flattened circle
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Sure, but apparently he died in prison
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Brah this is pretty fuck up 😳
I wanna say 5 because then they are the furthest from Israel and Epstein
5
I feel like on a normal scale from 1-10 these would be like 1 and 2? So gonna assume this scale is actually 1-100 and I'd say like 75? They're entertaining in small doses, but I don't want to be around them full time.
There needs to be a Y axis we can't see, so from this angle it looks like 5 but both visible ends are zero.
5-5j
EE, I'm guessing. We're about the only ones who use j for the imaginary number.
2
I love kids, but I'm like a 6 on this scale. Even 7 feels like pushing it.
Would you be into a little bit of raping at a 9? Or is that just "I love kids in a non-creepy way"
I'd personally say any "Non-Creepy" amount of either hate or love of children occupies the range in the middle from like 3-7. Like 3 is a normal person saying "I hate kids" and 7 is a normal person saying "I love kids" and once you get past those you're getting into the "Should probably involve a prison sentence" type shit.