this post was submitted on 01 Jun 2026
87 points (83.7% liked)

CoupleMemes

924 readers
49 users here now

Community dedicated to memes that often hit a little too close to home. Respect the instance rules and remember that sharing these memes with your SO might 50/50 put you in the doghouse.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
all 25 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] homik@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 days ago
[–] sidebro@lemmy.zip 116 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

We're not even dating

That guy has other ideas

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 38 points 2 weeks ago

Gonna take a ride into the ~~danger~~friendzone

[–] hobata@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You've proven that he doesn't listen.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 weeks ago

Or she doesn't

[–] sidebro@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

I can't possibly prove or disprove that

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 39 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Showed up with a movie? Is that tweet from 2003?

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I dropped by Blockbuster...

[–] Sasquatch@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

movie on a USB? I do that sometimes

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The face mask bit threw me off, I thought it was ominous but I guess is one of those skin care treatments that people use to scare their relatives and flatmates.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"You're not my lover
more like a brother
I've known you since we were like 10
F. R. I. E. N. D. S."

[–] NineMileTower@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Did he stop at Blockbuster or something?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] NineMileTower@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That's a "terminally online" thing to say. No one in the real world is out there putting movies on thumb drives.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That's literally how I have transferred files for more than two decades at this point. Once CDs and DVDs all but disappeared, I'm not sure of another way to bring a movie/show, that I can guarantee to get to work on their equipment.

[–] NineMileTower@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're an internet dork. There's people out there in the real world.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago

No, I just use all the tools available to me, except people like you.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Most people aren't putting them on thumb drives, they're receiving them on thumb drives and being told to use VLC to play it. Though tv shows are more common than movies in my experience.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Here's me with about 20 on a thumb drive

[–] NineMileTower@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

You're on Lemmy. You aren't a real people. You are an internet people.

[–] usrtrv@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Wouldn't terminally online people use streaming services? I'll enjoy my offline thumbdrive/media server 😉

I feel like the average person is terminally online (Instagram, tiktok, etc). What does that term even mean anymore?

[–] diablomnky@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

At a medium pace