Wash it on delicate, don't want to break any noodles. And add olive oil in the fabric softener dispenser.
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This dude launders!!
The see me rollin', agitating, tryna catch me washin' dirty…
Something something about the mafia being Italian
If you decide you don't want pasta after all, remember to iron the noodles flat so they'll fit back in the box.
I thought that was how you made linguine?
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The thumbnail of this image looks like a singular eye observing spaghetti.
thanks, now i need to wash my eyes
OK, just set the machine on delicate
TIL there is something considered "the wrong spaghetti sauce".
Yes, it's called ketchup
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The same thing can be done with a collander.
I wouldn't recommend that. The collander would dent the inside of your washing machine.
This is gonna save me hundreds on my spaghetti cleaning bill.
Italians everywhere hate this one weird trick!
Duh, that's why it's called a washing machine.