this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2026
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[–] breezeblock@lemmy.ca 89 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The Japanese literally said “use the toilet with cleanliness thank you”.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There is no shame in sitting on the toilet like a civilized person.

[–] pulsey@feddit.org 3 points 22 hours ago

but squating is better for you

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is Shitpost not Pisspost... >:(

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Be respectful, some people have a medical condition.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

I saw an English sign at urinals in Japan that said "Men, in life and in this toilet, take one step forward"

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I need this for my bathroom

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly, I respect that the sign is in more fanciful English than the Japanese counterpart, as though to motivate English speakers into being protective and responsible urinators.

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Honestly having been there probably tourists are the only ones that would need the reminder lol

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago
[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 day ago

I hate MFers who’s technique has no honor

[–] BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Come on, man. Racism is unbecoming.

[–] sinematic@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Assert dominance. Train your pelvic floor. Piss hard. Piss solid.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

Even perfect accuracy can still cause problems due to poor precision

The Way of the Blade(kidney stones).