this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2025
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a dot gov domain lmaooooooooo
Step One: Steal 5 million in bitcoin
Step Two: Buy Trump Card
Step Three: Commit as many crimes as you please since no one who owns this shit is going to jail
Step Four: ???
Step Five: Profit!!
Sorry that’s only included in the Trump Crime License^TM^ included with the $1M/year subscription package
I could have sworn there was already a trump coin or some other grift
This is to buy U.S. citizenship, and it already exists but the previous amount was one million.
Trump Coin is a crypto scam. Right Wing Media has pushed it as an indicator of Trump's success. They just straight up tell people that the more Trump Coin you buy, the more successful Trump's policies are.
Trump Gold Card is a visa that immigrants can pay $5 million to enter the US. It is similar to the 1990 EB-5 visa, where an immigrant has to pay $1 million and own a US business with at least 10 employees.
So what happens if the CPC starts buying these for agents? 
“we’re gonna lock up all the browns. but the rich browns can buy a card that shows they’re rich, so they’re allowed to be brown here”
how long until the first trump card holder gets muscled into an unmarked van and sent to El Salvador anyway?