Kristi Noem Appears With Bandage Over Ear Struck By Words : theonion

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 43 points 6 days ago

Mr. President, a second opinion struck the Noem.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 35 points 6 days ago

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

She already has the trump look (Cruella) going on and she hasn't been working for him for that long. Yikes. Guys get it too, but they just look like they're smelling shit.

[–] lennee@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

HAPPY CAKEDAY!

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You must be in a place ahead of the US. That's pretty cool and thanks!

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago

Who isn't ahead of the US these days?

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Hello fellow june 14th joiner

[+] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world -11 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I'd let that lady shoot my dogs if you know what I mean.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No, I don't know what you mean. Please explain.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago

Before being a trump fuckhead her most notable attribute was shooting her own healthy pets.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Temu Jigsaw? Ew

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I’ve always wanted to fuck Jigsaw.

I guess I have a type.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago

Killer Klowns From Outer Space is basically porn to you

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is fucking hilarious. Y'all are weird.

[–] felsiq@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

I felt more revulsion reading that comment than when I first read @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world’s username, so I can’t really blame people for reflexively downvoting. Still, that’s part of what makes it so funny imo so I’m not complaining personally

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