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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 1 points 3 months ago

Is out of estus, still tries to drink. All knowing my ass

[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

He doesn't just let us kill them all, he keeps tabs on us and gathers intel from all of them, including their spells and techniques, which he plans to use to kill us. And, truth be told, combining all of the powers and skills of the strongest beings in the world together is a pretty solid plan.

[–] livingcoder@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] melooone@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago

Elden Ring. The character shown is Gideon Ofnir.

[–] Nikko882@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I doubt he planned to kill the player. He was planning to wait at the finish line to beat us to it. Then he realizes who the final boss is, becomes coinvinced he can't beat it, and reasons that since it is impossible for him it must also be impossible for everyone else. Then he tries to kill us because he is afraid we will prove that it isn't actually impossible. That's my read on it, anyway.