Missed opportunity: Star Trek: The Next Penetration.
this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2026
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Even the poster for the smut itself just has "Engage!" rather than "Engorge!"
wasnt beverlys sex ghost enough for ghost porn.
sgu was trying to move back to competency, but it was too late for the series.
lexx was such a weird and fantastic journey that opened my eyes to so many fetishes.
Is season 2 worth it. Starting out with prison rape weren't a great look.
1 was the best, but I have to admit my interest fizzled out a bit when the ideas were no longer fresh
Thanks for reminding me about Lexx, what a wild ride
Isn’t that the one where you put it on and go “wait hang the fuck on, that’s Tasha Yar, this isn’t just surface level, someone spent a surprising amount of effort making this lore-compliant and accurate to the characters”?
The person playing Worf is upset that his uniform isn't red.
Guess he really wanted off that set, huh?
(Red shirt reference, in case that played better in my head than it came out.)
Am I the only one who is bothered by the poster for the porn parody showing a Picard that has pips on the wrong side of the collar up top and the correct side on the bottom? I’m gonna need an explanation for this before you even begin to convince me I need to see him and Crusher doing it on a biobed.
I, too, noticed this inconsistency. The more probable answer: laziness in the face of a less than shoe string budget. They shot "Picard's" face with the shadow on the wrong side, but the "art department" decided to just mirror it.
Mm-hmm...
Somewhere there was a breakdown in communication. That "XXX" version was supposed to be based upon the Vin Diesel movie.
Makes me wonder if there's a XXX - A XXX Porn Parody. If so, it's probably still better than the original.
The original is decent (for what it was). It’s the sequel what that was straight trash. I’m not saying xXx is a James Bond level of good but for some silly action flick, it does the job. The sequel misses the point that it was funny to laugh at xXx as a spy name because of the dude’s actual name. Writers or whoever thought they could get away with being a standalone sequel. Ice Cube does not told the hots that Diesel had.
"Just" porn?
Maybe it has an actual plot and is well written, but that's not its primary function.
I always had a thing for Michelle Forbes. She played a vampire in a movie called Love Bites, Lord have mercy...
Wow. Starring "Goody Two Shoes" Adam Ant. At a 5.4, still better than Section 31.
I love that movie. It's so early 90's.
For a more 80's vibe, watch Once Bitten (1985), one of Jim Carrey's earliest.
Ahh, the mid 80s. When your movie absolutely had to have a dance sequence in it, regardless of genre.
Both dance and musical theater are in the middle of a comeback.
Everything old is new.