this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2025
847 points (98.7% liked)

Comic Strips

17917 readers
2354 users here now

Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.

The rules are simple:

Web of links

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
all 34 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 1 week ago (2 children)

She's missing out by not joining in.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago
[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 40 points 1 week ago

Plot twist: Leroy is his kid from a previous relationship.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This kid looks so angry for someone who is getting some easy cash

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Sure its easy cash, but now he is deprived of his fun.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

"Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!"

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Boys only want one thing, and it's toys

[–] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just recently chased my two giggling teenagers and wife around a store with a small trex hand puppet and I’m a grown-ass man.

Firm believer in embracing humor and staying young and yes I bought the puppet.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I'm imagining the two teenagers giggling, and your wife looking annoyed.

Then you chase her too, and now all three of them are giggling and running from you, as confused shoppers look on.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Not true.

I also want love.

......and a sandwich.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 points 1 week ago

Also, friends to plays with.

[–] yucandu@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She's gonna shit her pants.

[–] yukichigai@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 week ago

Joke's on you he's into that shit.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He'll grow out of it eventually. Not like he's going to be 17 forever!

[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Didn't he die saving someone a few years back?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In one timeline, yes, but in others eternally teenage Archie lives on!

[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah I saw it more that we are just in a different part of that timeline Archie living his teenage years blissfully ignorant of his grisly fate.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Nah, because he's been a teenager for 84 years. He's done far more than any person actually could have while remaining a teenager the whole time.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago

To be honest, it's exactly what I'd do. Maybe, that's why I am still single.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Man the deep lore of Archie comics is surprisingly deep

Reboots,retcons, reality warping powers, alternate universes, zombies, deities, gods, afterlives, murder, crimes, time travel, love triangles

The extended universe is even more crazy

I mean damn

[–] M137@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Well, my mind went: "Hehe, dick shaped cars. Let's imagine he built a jump and had her lay in front of it, legs wide open, then absolutely sent the cars into the cave of no return."

I take no credit or blame for this, it wasn't by will, my mind just decided this thought is happening.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

........welp. You certainly took the time to write all of that out.

.....for some reason.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Shaped like who's dick?