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[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thafuq is a "Spapnie"? ๐Ÿคข

[โ€“] KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think it's Sparnie, there's a leg on that second P. Looking it up, seems Sparnies is a "Sarnie" shop, which I guess is a British term for a sandwich?

[โ€“] serfraser@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sarnie is indeed slang for a butty

[โ€“] egrets@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (3 children)

(For those not from the UK, "butty" is another word for a piece.)

[โ€“] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

(For those not from the UK, "piece" is another word for a filled breadcake.)

What's a breadcake? Is it bread or cake? You have to pick one...

Is this why British food sucks?

[โ€“] billwashere@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Piece of ..? Bread? Cake? Ass?

[โ€“] Korval@lemmy.today 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They didn't say "a piece of," just "a piece." Since we're talking about slang and since "a piece" is slang for "a gun," we're forced to conclude that the advertisement is for a gun shop.

[โ€“] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But guns are biceps, so clearly it's a gym / fitness studio.

[โ€“] Korval@lemmy.today 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Oh, true. And it being a gym also supports the "ass" angle.

[โ€“] billwashere@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I like โ€œbuttyโ€ being slang for a piece of ass better.

[โ€“] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Isn't piece slang for cob?

we call it a barm round these parts