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My most beloved British slang is Knackered. Fucking knackered! It means very tired, exhausted. But those terms are sterlized of feeling, of life. You know that feeling after you finish moving? That total fucking exhaustion, you're knackered my friend. I can't think of a word that feels more accurate to the state of reality it describes. Knackered is a fucking gift.

Chuffed. If youre chuffed i believe that means your excited. I hate it but not for real good reasons. It sounds like a bad thing. Like i don't want to be chuffed from the sound of it. It sounds like i chafed my lungs from sighing too much cuz I'm miserable.

Ok now for the linguistic crime known as snog or snogging. It means to make out or tongue kiss someone. But it sounds like a fucking sex act involving noses. And not a normal sex act. A fucking depraved dirty sex act, you'd feel shame even googling, but again it involves noses. And honestly it sounds like snot is likely involved with this sex act. Do better Britain stop saying fucking snogged you dirty bastards.

What is your most beloved and hated British slang?

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British slang really depends on your region just because there are so many accents. Overall though, I'm quite a fan of plonker, pillock, (all)reet, mooch, and bog (as in shitter).

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I like the phrase "tell a lie" used right after you misspeak or remember something to the contrary of what you just said.

I hate clunge and minge. I'm not generally opposed to vulgarity but these are just taking the piss. On a similar note, the cockney rhyme for Eartha Kitt is just distasteful.

[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (7 children)

When it's raining, and someone inevitably tells me it's raining, I like to say 'perfect weather for ducks, innit'

I also like 'Kuch' which is Welsh slang for 'cuddle'

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Love it gonna steal it the next time it rains!

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[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is calling someone Petal a slang or a regionalism? I, 30-something male, love doing that, petal.

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[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some of those are British versions of American terms and some are slang.

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[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Loads a money!"

More of a meme than slang, but I also like "dosh".

[–] DWin@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago

I think you mean lods of emone?

https://youtu.be/ULeDlxa3gyc

[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

Most hated is “boffin” for scientist—“boff” is American slang for sex, so it sounds like calling them “fuckers” (which generally doesn’t seem to be the intended connotation).

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[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Wanker" is what I remember most of the time, ya f'in wanker lol

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[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

I use "proper" a lot, so that one is inevitably favourite, unless it's not an exclusive UK slang

[–] TIN@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A fucking depraved dirty sex act, you'd feel shame even googling

Only if you're doing it right!

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[–] WhiteRabbit@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

American’s Guide to speaking British

https://www.effingpot.com/

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago (5 children)

hated, well there are lots, but I think the word "bellend" is stupid for its purpose.

mixed, also like hearing some brittish dialects say the word "water bottle" as wuh-er boh-ol. like wow. lol

loved, "bullocks!" has always been a chuckle-able reaction to things. like wtf is that.

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bellend it’s just the tip of the shaft - the bell shaped bit at the end… also used to signify a stupid person.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

that is a good explanation, thank you.

[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

'Bollocks' as in another way of saying 'bullshit'... When you hear someone say something that's totally not true... What a load of bollocks.

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The sexual slang is hilarious. Vadge, bugger, shag.

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[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 points 2 days ago
[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 2 points 2 days ago

The dog's bollocks and the dog's breakfast.

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