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She has to give birth every year and has her child taken away likely to be slaughtered so that she can be hooked up to a machine that sucks all the milk meant for her kid.

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 9 points 8 hours ago

Dude, they have ear tags and/or brands on their skin.

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

FYI everyone, you can install an authenticator app (like KeePassXC) on your laptop, so you don't need to use your phone.

It's also a password manager that is completely local.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 100 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 61 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or a brand from a hot iron

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

She's had her horns removed with a hot iron at a very young age as well

[–] nova@lemmy.vg 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

She was also likely taken from her mother shortly after birth, never to see her again.

[–] butwhyishischinabook@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

And she'll get killed as soon as she stops lactating.

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

I have a cow. She's just a pet, we don't milk her and I don't eat beef.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Don't let that stop these guys from cherry-picking worst-case scenarios.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 1 points 54 minutes ago

It happens to literally every dairy cow

That's wonderful and how it should be. I'm just assuming that the one in the photo isn't a pet, but maybe, who knows.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Yes some animals get all the luck.

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

yup, can't have the calf drink too much of that milk

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 hours ago

Also need to raise the calf alone in a tiny plastic shelter for a few weeks so it can be butchered.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Why burger if friend shaped? Friendburger?

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Mmmmm....friendburger

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Actually, as demonstrated daily by my kitties, scent is the 3FA after sight and sound. Doesn’t matter that they see it’s me and hear my voice. Sniff test it the final boss.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Unironically though, when I spent 16 hours hugging a puppy, my cats wanted nothing to do with me until I showered.

[–] TipsyMcGee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 hours ago

16 h is too much for pussies

[–] sykaster@feddit.nl 8 points 1 day ago

I mean that's high treason my man

[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think a lot of it depends on how you feel about random people milking you all day until you are food.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

You mean my job? Pretty bad, but I need money so what am I going to do

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nope just had her children stolen is constantly exploited for profit and will be killed years before her natural lifespan.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Get help, there's sure to be a local depression hotline.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

Is anything in my comment inaccurate?