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[–] Two_Hangmen@midwest.social 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't forget that after he shot someone in the face, he made them make a public apology for getting shot in the face.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm okay with Kirk coming back only to apologize for all the trouble he caused.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

And then get shot in the face again

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 12 points 1 day ago

He's a POS, why ascribe a good thing to him?

Ummm, no. He wouldn't shoot him. He'd get on his knees and suck him off.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He'd have to be very accurate

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

It took me way too long to understand this but lol

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Are we talking front of skull or face because most people that venn is a circle, but I get saint poppin' necks was different

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

it says face, let's trust it's accurate

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

i mean one target's a tin can, one target's a barn. hitting a barn isn't that impressive

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh sweet we can have vanilla for our party

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Some people get all the luck.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Kirk would be so apologetic!