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Unicorn with an axe instead of a horn.

Unicorn with a polearm instead of a horn.

Unicorn with a gun instead of a horn.

Unicorn with a bazooka instead of a horn.

Don't mess with their forest.

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[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What if it just had an ear of corn? Would you still call it a unicorn? Or a corncorn?

[–] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Unicorn, but its just corn-man-khrush sticking outta their head.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Unicorn with nothing but the fist of a trained blackbelt horn.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Everybody acts tough until the AK-47corns gallop by

[–] varmint@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Nuclear tipped ICBM horn unicorn

Unicorn with a boomerang.

Everytime it gets into danger it launches the boomerang which flies off at high speed to hit the target, but then it boomerangs back and hits the unicorn on the forehead and also knocks it out. This had led to the myth of unicorns being peaceful creatures because you'll usually find them seemingly sleeping peacefully alongside a potential predator.

[–] GrafZahl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

US American unicorn = unigun i-cant

I choose the nunchuckorn

[–] whiskers165@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Last night I had this post up while falling asleep and I kept trying to click the 'Unicorn with a gun instead of a horn.' and was really sad it didn't hyperlink to an image 😿

unicorn with a sling instead of a horn and it trips a lot

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Oh hell yeah.