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Beautiful corporate art on this cafe window (europe.pub)
submitted 3 weeks ago by HarryLime@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 57 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

At the corporate cafe straight up "jorking it" and by "it" haha well I mean my pingas.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 30 points 3 weeks ago

"Sounds" like fun. And by "sounds" I mean there's a rod in the pingas

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 16 points 3 weeks ago

I died laughing.

[–] pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pingas? En plural?

[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 53 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hi! I'm at the cafe, thanks for meeting up with me to discuas the new round of funding. Look for me under the guy just jorkin' it.

[–] turtle@lemm.ee 17 points 3 weeks ago

thanks for meeting up with me to ~~discuas~~ dickus the new round of funding

[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 42 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You yanks might not know it but if you have a foreskin you have to do this weekly

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 32 points 3 weeks ago

Some of us have foreskins

Thank you Dad

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 30 points 3 weeks ago

We know, why do you think we're called yanks

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Weekly?!

[–] GrafZahl@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago

That's the reason there are so many cafes everywhere in Europe

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn that guy who was very insistent that he did not use straws must have seen that.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Corporate Meme-piss

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

:kelly:

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

insert catheter slurp on that thang

[–] KrasMazov@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 3 weeks ago

LMAO

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 17 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine being commissioned to make some shit like this and they actually love it and accept it lmaoooo

[–] sudo_halt@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 3 weeks ago

The joke aside

This "art" "style" makes me fume so bad. I hate corposlop

[–] Lucien@mander.xyz 14 points 3 weeks ago

Dick fingers

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 13 points 3 weeks ago

Wow, for a second I thoughts the guy was sipping on coffee. Nope he's got his penis and that's all that matters.

[–] pierre_delecto@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

Omg

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

Awesome