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Beautiful corporate art on this cafe window (europe.pub)
submitted 2 months ago by HarryLime@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 57 points 2 months ago (3 children)

At the corporate cafe straight up "jorking it" and by "it" haha well I mean my pingas.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

"Sounds" like fun. And by "sounds" I mean there's a rod in the pingas

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 16 points 2 months ago

I died laughing.

[–] pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pingas? En plural?

[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 53 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hi! I'm at the cafe, thanks for meeting up with me to discuas the new round of funding. Look for me under the guy just jorkin' it.

[–] turtle@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago

thanks for meeting up with me to ~~discuas~~ dickus the new round of funding

[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You yanks might not know it but if you have a foreskin you have to do this weekly

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

Some of us have foreskins

Thank you Dad

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 30 points 2 months ago

We know, why do you think we're called yanks

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Weekly?!

[–] GrafZahl@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

That's the reason there are so many cafes everywhere in Europe

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn that guy who was very insistent that he did not use straws must have seen that.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Corporate Meme-piss

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

:kelly:

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

insert catheter slurp on that thang

[–] KrasMazov@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 2 months ago

LMAO

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 17 points 2 months ago

Imagine being commissioned to make some shit like this and they actually love it and accept it lmaoooo

[–] sudo_halt@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 2 months ago

The joke aside

This "art" "style" makes me fume so bad. I hate corposlop

[–] Lucien@mander.xyz 14 points 2 months ago

Dick fingers

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 13 points 2 months ago

Wow, for a second I thoughts the guy was sipping on coffee. Nope he's got his penis and that's all that matters.

[–] pierre_delecto@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Omg

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Awesome