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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 221 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I got a lot of badges when I was a scout. Didn't have to use my penis for any of them.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 106 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

.... wait, what? Next are you gonna tell me that the "cocksucking" badge I got from that one scoutmaster is fake?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 57 points 2 months ago

Maybe.

Come over to this hotel room. Show me what you learned, and I'll assess your skills. Then I can tell you if it was fake.

[–] talentedkiwi@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 months ago

They said they didn't have to use THEIR penis... (I'm so sorry)

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You confuse it with the "self sucking" badge

[–] maz1@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

As a scout in the 90s, I can remember entire summer camps spent discussing Marilyn manson and his missing rib

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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Sure, when you were a kid, yeah. They got a badge now for safe cylinder extraction.

[–] LumberjackRanger@leminal.space 12 points 2 months ago

Your troop didnt teach you how to lash a table together using just your penis? Maybe that was just for Order of the Arrow...

[–] TheFogan@programming.dev 10 points 2 months ago

Obviously you didn't take the fast track program.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Not even the knot tying badge? I was duped!

/s

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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 113 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Doesn't the SecDef have more important things to do right now? Like fight a war no one but his boss wanted?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 48 points 2 months ago

Hey! Whoa! That's not true.....

.......everyone implicated in the Epstein files wanted this war.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 months ago

Doesn't the SecDef have more important things to do right now?

More important than thinking about children’s genitals?

He’s in the GOP. So no.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You'd think so, but I'm sure they have some weird fantasy of transforming the Boy Scouts into the MAGA Youth, and guiding them from scouts, directly into the military's meat grinder.

The most dangerous demographic group for any Dictatorship are Military Age Males. If you don't take control of them, they can be turned into an army against you.

So it's best to filter them early, identify those who will be on your side, and can be properly educated as fuel for the government, and those who look like they could be trouble down the line, can be used as cannon fodder.

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[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Chatgpt is doing the job now so he can focus on culture wars

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 10 points 2 months ago

On the one hand, yes, but on the other, he doesn’t exactly have the skillset to run any department let alone the DoD(W)

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

Ah, the SecDef doesn't actually fight a war. He just supports starting one. And then like all richwhitemen in the USA have done, let a whole bunch of impressionable young people do the fighting and dying for him.

Ask how I know!

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[–] LumberjackRanger@leminal.space 63 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Eagle Scout here. These asshat politicians need to keep their hands off scouting. It's an awesome organization that gets kids off the screens and teaches them a bunch of cool, outdoorsy skills. Everybody should be encouraged to participate. Our society needs some fresh air.

[–] lemmysquid459@lemmy.zip 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Eagle scout here as well. I second this. When I was in scouting it was still boy scouts and I was always a bit bothered by the exclusions. So happy to see that the organization is now inclusive and standing by their beliefs.

Now just to get religion out of scouting...

[–] Newsteinleo@infosec.pub 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Another Eagle jumping in. It is so clear these clowns know nothing of what scouting is about.

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[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 49 points 2 months ago

As an Eagle Scout, good. They realize that they teach generations of young people how to be good people and stand up when the time calls them to stand up? Do they think we'll stay quiet if they give into fascists?

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

BTW if you're looking to order girl scout cookies consider ordering some from this list of Trans and non-binary scouts: https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/2026-trans-girl-scouts-to-order-cookies

This person makes a list every year

[–] StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Idk man. I support trans kids but I don't want to show favoritism. Why is there a list of transkids? Honest question I don't understand. dont parents sell at work and in front of stores and stuff? Would this alienate them from their peers somehow?

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Modern scouts sell both in person and online

I'm not sure how it would alienate them. Being different is already alienating.

[–] StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

For sure, thanks for the link.

It's been ages since I had girls scout cookies. My nearest comparison for selling cookies are those old competitive fundraisers school used to do an you get rewards.

It was really competitive at my school

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[–] PMmeTrebuchets@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looks like the DoD / DoW will be cutting its ties with Scouting America then, if what that weirdo said was true.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they'll start a new organization, not only for Trump fans, but specifically for the Youth. Where have I heard that idea before?

[–] LordMayor@piefed.social 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You mean just the Youth that are partial to Trump? His Youth?

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[–] superglue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 months ago (7 children)

I was just considering getting my son into the scouts and this encourages me.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

vet the troop carefully, but yeah, it's a good organization.

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[–] antimongo@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think your local offerings can be a big factor. I grew up in scouts, loved my experience for the most part.

But talking with other people about their experiences can be a mixed bag. Each troop has its own priorities, the national Scouting organization gives troops a lot of flexibility on how they want to run their operation.

My troop, for example, was huge on outdoor activities. We had monthly camping trips, sometimes more than one a month. We did participate in organized “scouting events” as well with other troops, but that was sort of secondary.

Other troops are big on “scouting achievements” like merit badges, “scouting societies” like Order of the Arrow, medals and honors kinda thing, I felt like that would be a bit of a drag. But to each their own.

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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I definitely learned some pretty good skills in it, so I would personally recommend, though biased.

Learned first aid, fire starting, safe wood chopping, some decent enough regional wilderness survival skills, and had a good amount of fun along the way. Also learned gun safety in a very important meeting we had that probably should have been either a once every year meeting.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 7 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Oh dear firearm training, even at the most basic of levels is so under appreciated.

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[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's it...the Scouts have just declared war on MAGA! Time to bomb the shit out of them! /s

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

They will all be together at one place at the Jamboree.

[–] teawrecks@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago

Let the little children come to me. And do not forbid them, for such is the kingdom of heaven.

The church is just unrecognizable from how I was raised. But I do suspect it will be a religious push, not a scientific one, that sees us on the other side of all this. That's just how humans do.

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