YellowParenti

joined 11 months ago
[–] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 3 points 13 hours ago

By claiming the best, smartest, biglyest president can do no wrong and it was an inspired idea.

[–] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 2 points 3 days ago

Jesus not even a 3500? Basically always towing its limit carrying the added weight of all that bullshit.

[–] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 4 points 4 days ago

3:1 and slowly add heat to get your cookies

[–] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)
  1. Buy as much coçaine as you can
  2. Stir up with baking soda
  3. Put in the oven @450 for 30 minutes
  4. Taste for donéness (add sugar if you like)
  5. Sell whatever is left from you 3 day crack binge with a healthy profit margin
  6. ??? ⁷. Repeat
[–] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I've read about it and it's mechanisms. Does it actually give a dopamine hit? Do you do a low dose?

[–] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That cord is too short. It has to be 50ft minimum so you can walk around and into the living room taking out anything on the counters.

 

I will need a SEcretary of Memes, Exaggeration, and Nonsense.

[–] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 week ago

A couple of hours after Trump laughed when asked about it and said, "yeah, he's a loser. Everyone hates him.

[–] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 6 points 1 week ago

That will always be funny. "Stop! We shouldn't learn and adapt. We just want to show off with a live fire parade!

[–] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 14 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I feel like Kafka style writing on the wall helps the medicine go down should be enough to poison. First half is what you want to say, then veer off the road in to candyland.

[–] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 15 points 3 months ago

I do 1 pan dishes, whether the recipes like it or not.