bricklove

Hide beneath your monkey skin Feel his love, nurture him Kill the truth or speak the name

Not thin enough. He should be quartered too.

Can you still buy lawn darts? Asking for a friend

Saying we're trying out a new process every sprint while doing the same thing we always have

I create tech demos to trick venture capitalists into paying my boss to keep this farce going

If you think that's bad don't look at the auto industry. Everything is propped up by duct tape and regulations. But mostly regulations.

Crows can use tools and won't need vehicles to travel. Dolphins don't stand a chance.

That sounds a lot like the US constitution, amirite?

Please save me from this waking nightmare