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Happy Easter! in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] drool@lemmy.catsp.it 5 points 10 hours ago

"Omggg I can't believe they make you work on Easter! That's awful...

... anyyyywayyyys, I'll get a double gecko burger, and uhhhh, a side of quail eggs and a large diet Dr. Weasel... thanks!"

I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every time they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device tells me I'm not a man in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[–] drool@lemmy.catsp.it 66 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

How I imagine it:

"I'm size 3"

"No you're not"

"Yes I am"

"You can't be"

"BRING THE DEVICE"

The US Secretary of Education referred to AI as ‘A1,’ like the steak sauce in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] drool@lemmy.catsp.it 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Needs more micro greens. Handfuls and heaps of micro greens and micro carrots

Badger, badger.... in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] drool@lemmy.catsp.it 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] drool@lemmy.catsp.it 13 points 1 week ago

hagiography

1: biography of saints or venerated persons

neat word, thanks

Whats the best way to evade a permanent ban on reddit? in c/reddit@lemmy.world
[–] drool@lemmy.catsp.it 4 points 3 weeks ago

Beam me up, Professor Falken!

Wells Fargo Is Plotting to Privatize the Post Office in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] drool@lemmy.catsp.it 68 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

For anyone thinking it. I can confirm it feels great to close your wf account.

Seniors won't complain if they miss a Social Security check, Lutnick says in c/politics@lemmy.world
my house, my rules. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Good... Job? What? in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] drool@lemmy.catsp.it 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Log on for the day. Can't connect to vpn. Last minute meeting invite appears.