glitch1985

joined 2 years ago
[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

And wearing a mask to hide your identity while performing your job function is pretty sus.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Body armor is pretty heavy isn't it? I don't think he has the muscle to carry him plus any protection.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

I know I will.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

But I just read the other month he's got the same height/bmi as those NFL players?

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

And can easily break bones or maim if used incorrectly.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This fucker is like an IRL Michel Scott

"Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t know where it’s going. I just hope to find it somewhere along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation."

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (7 children)

"powered off"

Unless I'm holding the battery in one hand and the phone in the other I don't trust it being turned off either.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I would be shocked if they aren't equipped with puke bags for such an event and then your plan is foiled.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There are at least two of us then. Makes me feel a little better.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Our own what? It sounds delicious.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

So much furry content, holy smokes.

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