parody

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[–] parody@lemmings.world 17 points 18 hours ago

May I please say, having read your comments, show some goddamn respect. If I were a little man on frozen tundra seeing this stoking here I’d send some crypto your way ha, I mean come on you know we love him and yeah suggest some alternatives please but come on - calling for introspection

[–] parody@lemmings.world 8 points 1 day ago

Ooooh sorry weathering revolutions isn’t part of our Fascism ‘25 package - that was extra :-/

Would you be interested in our selection of neck guards?

[–] parody@lemmings.world 2 points 1 day ago

True!!

OK now they can try climate change (dangit indoor skiing etc. nvm but still that’s not as fun so they take the L)

[–] parody@lemmings.world 3 points 2 days ago

You’re in LUCK! 🍀 🍀 🤩

Wrongthinkers ain’t gonna be protesting much longer

[–] parody@lemmings.world 3 points 2 days ago

x squeeze me rudeeee :)

[–] parody@lemmings.world 3 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Thanks for the reply.

The guy in question

Mahmoud Khalil, had to check. Where’d you read the “kill everyone”? Here’s my glance @ Wiki:

That makes him sound limpdick af, so wanna read where you see your news (not facetious)

[–] parody@lemmings.world 1 points 3 days ago

"Please return this horrible criminal, who I never want to have in America again, because the court is ordering me to ask you against my will, and keep in mind that if you say no then I won't force you to do anything and in fact I'll like you better,"

💯000

Yeah it wouldn’t need to be said at all really, the AP headline (ok, article) on the court decision would be sufficient, but

lack of subtlety

Cheers for the double dose of insight

[–] parody@lemmings.world 4 points 3 days ago (12 children)

What’s your instance, is reddthat federated with hexbear?

You didn’t complain about pedophilia so hopefully you’re at least defederated from that segment…

Hey have you been screenshotting all that holocaust denier kinda lunacy (assuming like “[let’s literally] kill Jewish people [for fun, meet at the synagogue]” and not “arrest BN for war crimes”)? I’m bouta report ‘em soon as I see that BS - ppl should hang for genocide but obviously Jews are neutral at worst and awesome at best. (Reminds me I wanna watch Larry David, one of the planet’s funniest and happens to be Jewish… ppl might post his gifs here btw so it’s not entirely a jerk-off-Hitler platform)

PS: sorry you’ve read calls to violence against innocent people

[–] parody@lemmings.world 3 points 3 days ago

You and I are the only US citizens. Those people faked their documents. They can prove it if El Salvador is willing to un-deport them.

[–] parody@lemmings.world 4 points 3 days ago

Birth-2024: fuck guns (outside a skeet shoot range)

2025: fuck how much sense you’re making

I hate it. Zero desire to be the owner of something that can get me sent to jail so easily. Ridiculous how calculuses are changing.

It’s not that I can imagine using a weapon against any living being but I can imagine headlines that may scare me even more without access to something defensive

Off to not buy anything, wish me luck

Damnit

[–] parody@lemmings.world 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Thank you very kindly

Then we need to at least empower that district court to decide what constitutes a successful facilitation? For instance, if we don’t threaten tariffs unless we get the man back, apparently we didn’t even try.

[–] parody@lemmings.world 4 points 3 days ago

same

(it almost looks offensive)

 

Automated Summary (Subject To Error)

• President Trump has launched an organized "retribution campaign" against elite American institutions since November 2024, with most targets quickly capitulating

• Major law firms made deals with Trump:

  • Paul, Weiss pledged $40M in pro bono services to Trump-supported causes
  • Skadden Arps promised $100M in free legal work before Trump took action
  • Some firms (Perkins Coie, WilmerHale, Jenner & Block) chose to fight in court

• Media organizations have settled or adjusted:

  • ABC News settled a defamation lawsuit for $15M toward Trump's presidential library
  • CBS News appears poised to settle for millions
  • Washington Post and LA Times adjusted editorial content to please the White House

• Universities have complied with demands:

  • Columbia University agreed to nine policy changes to unfreeze $400M in federal funding
  • Many hired Republican lobbyists to maintain good relations with the administration

• Key reasons for compliance include:

  • Financial self-preservation and desire to return to business as usual
  • Extensive financial entanglements between private institutions and federal government
  • Wealthy institutions paradoxically more vulnerable due to multiple pressure points
  • Limited collective resistance as "everybody's looking out for number one"
 

Courtesy (mostly) XCancel dot com:

 

alt text: a manipulated image portraying the alleged killer/controversial folk hero re-envisioned as a saintly figure, wearing Christian religious garb with a sun-like halo shining behind his head

Source: someone said this image hit the front page on reddit before being "censored".

Apparent credit: @gedogfx (IG). Title source: "Inkl". 💩posting for meme archival and commentary purposes.

 

Developers (two dudes) are super responsive and would likely release an IP customization feature upon request. Is there any service that would tolerate this [D]DOS-y kind of behavior that would feel more privacy friendly than Cloudflare?

IsThereNet [for macOS] watches for internet connection status changes and draws a colored line at the top of the screen to indicate the status.


Edit: Thanks everybody!

(1) ICMP (Internet Control Message Protocol) Echo Requests hardly constitute a burden on a server.
(2) There is little privacy concern simply exposing your IP to Cloudflare.
(3) Uptime-Kuma can be self hosted to accomplish this task with more bells and whistles.
(4) There is an appetite for daydreaming of DDOSing bad Alphabetic actors ;) You civilly digidisobedient rascals!

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