Seriously, read what I wrote again. I explicitly said that I wouldn't have converted if it was only for the wedding.
And it's ridiculous to even mention something like "appropriation". I am disparaging you and your borderline-fundamentalist views on Christianity, not Christianity itself.
Which part of I don't care about whether I fit or not into your definition of "being a Christian" you didn't get?
"Taking it seriously" does not imply "being forced to accept that everything must be taken literally even when stretched to its extreme logical conclusions".