some_designer_dude

joined 2 years ago

It’s an ice cold-pressed kombucha enema.

Then America truly would be great again.

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

“As the Cybertruck sleeps, it is blissfully unaware of the approaching storm. If the thunder doesn’t wake it soon enough, it may succumb to its greatest existential threat: wetness. In the bushes, a Patriot rattles a paint can.”

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And grant it immunity!

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (7 children)

The US is so deeply in debt with China they’ll just seize all the assets. Free iPhones for everyone in China!

Well he owns America and Elon too, so he’s def in the lead…

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (10 children)

Yeah, as a Canadian, this had to happen. Kamala winning would have just delayed this. The trajectory’s been this direction since Reagan or earlier so hitting “rock bottom” was more important. The delicious irony is that while Trump thinks he’s building a stronger, more independent America, he’s actually just making a stronger, more resilient global trade market and isolating his own country from ever being welcomed to participate in it.

The world wasn’t taking advantage of the US. The world made the US what it is by being its global market.

Not anymore. Sell your locally-made garbage to yourselves and watch as the world turns you into Russia 2.

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

The original phrasing is worse because he’s saying “I know they’re going down, I know it sucks for poors, but I don’t give a shit. It’s literally a price I’m willing to have them pay on my behalf.”

God I hope you guys Mussolini that prick.

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

More tariffs?

It’s messed up how few like him there are ☹️

He’s selling overpriced tickets to the Titanic. After it hit the iceberg, but before it sinks.

“And the tickets have my face on them!”

What a fucking moron.

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Half the country cheers

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