wyldrstallyns

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[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

D&D hasn't been what it says on the tin for quite a long while now, let's be fair.

I''m genuinely excited to see other options really finding their stride this last decade+ (and most are light years beyond WotC's bullshit "business" model, to say nothing of these new titles' contributions to our community, et al) 🤓🤘🏼

Newsflash, it's "marketing terms" all the way down. Always has been. ☝🏼

Aww, but he's such an eager bottom. 😏

And yet, they called us witches, heretics, demonspawn. Every time, an admission in a new coat of blame paint, fresh from their favorite "holy" bucket of shit.

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

I'd give up soup if the piss'd stop raining, flooding, rotting everything we're each trying to work on. ✊🏼

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Funny, that nearly tracks for the US, except it'd need to feed said homeless first. So far, it's just pissing on us poors. No soup.

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 14 hours ago

Where are we gonna live, then?!

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[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 14 hours ago

Judging by their era, I'd say it's pronounced "Coral" 🤪

Nah, they're just openly against the systemic gender oppression that's been some kind of norm for eons and should be abolished whole-cloth. No need to drag their personal beliefs and customs into this.

Besides, witches are usually the brightest of the bunch, IMHO.

Where'd you go on the beach today, Helen?

I ran.

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If your bonis flat, talk to your doctor.

This! Such a fantastic system for storytelling by the players rather than against them (fuckin' Gygax), and years before its time, too. 🤘🏼

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