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What’s the premise of this lemmy community??? Where am I????????????? (lemmy.uhhoh.com)
submitted 11 months ago by kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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🌽?? (lemmy.uhhoh.com)
submitted 5 hours ago by kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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What hero does America need right now? (lemmy.cafe)
submitted 6 hours ago by cm0002@lemmy.cafe to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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How do you answer the question? (lemmy.cafe)
submitted 18 hours ago by cm0002@lemmy.cafe to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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What even is the question?

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peepeepoopoo or poopoopeepee? (lemmy.uhhoh.com)
submitted 1 day ago by kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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What is the most condescending suggestion you've been given? (mander.xyz)
submitted 1 day ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number (europe.pub)
submitted 3 days ago by kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/39860713

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What do conservatives conserve? (literature.cafe)
submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@literature.cafe to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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why do space heaters work when i'm not even in space (lemmy.uhhoh.com)
submitted 4 days ago by kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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What voting system should be used to vote on the best voting system? (literature.cafe)
submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@literature.cafe to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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anyone eat raw pasta while working? (europe.pub)
submitted 2 days ago by kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/39887545

just asking

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have you ever done that thing where (lemmy.uhhoh.com)
submitted 3 days ago by kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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Have you ever done the thing where you tattoo a smaller neck onto your normal neck so that when a stranger tries to have a strangle of you, he grabs tattoo neck instead of your normal neck and so then you can survive?

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do you believe in objective morality? (lemmy.uhhoh.com)
submitted 4 days ago by kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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Would it be any different if you got a handwritten junk mail? (piefed.social)
submitted 4 days ago by iloveDigit@piefed.social to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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The envelope/postcard says "to current resident" and it's a stranger trying to shill you something, like any "junk mail," but it's clearly not printed or photocopied. So it's a stranger shilling to you personally, at the speed they can humanly shill, not a computer spamming you.

Would it be an interesting part of your day, or just another piece of junk mail?

This actually isn't supposed to be a shitty question, but since I've been banned from asklemmy I'm trying here instead

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What's the stupidest thing you've ever imagined someone saying in your head? (mander.xyz)
submitted 4 days ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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What will be the most chaotic sporting event of 2026? (literature.cafe)
submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@literature.cafe to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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What controversies will the Olympics generate this year? Will ICE fuck up the world cup? Will something happen at the super bowl? Will all of these events go by without any trouble?

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What made up awards have you won? (mander.xyz)
submitted 4 days ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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What's the catch? (literature.cafe)
submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@literature.cafe to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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What do liberals liberate? (literature.cafe)
submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@literature.cafe to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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What are your plans for the heat death of the universe? (toast.ooo)
submitted 5 days ago by cm0002@toast.ooo to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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What do you refuse to believe? (literature.cafe)
submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@literature.cafe to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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What's the best thing you've forgotten? (lemmings.world)
submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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How did that even fit!? (piefed.world)
submitted 1 week ago by toomanypancakes@piefed.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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What shenanigans do you engage in? (mander.xyz)
submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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Why do you deserve a cookie? (mander.xyz)
submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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