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submitted 2 days ago by CidVicious@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Agile

[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Means we change requirements mid-sprint, right?

[–] bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Better than continue building something useless.

[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

You might be surprised by how vigorously people will argue against this point.

[–] bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago

Lots of programmers are autists and dont like new information.

[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Effectively?

Yeah, that’s what it means.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If your agile process has requirements and a due date - bad news.

[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's called SAFe and it's an art form.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Your value stream is showing