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When the requirements are "final" (europe.pub)
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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If your agile process has requirements and a due date - bad news.

[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's called SAFe and it's an art form.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Your value stream is showing