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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 days ago (3 children)

https://www.eightsleep.com/product/pod-cover/

It's real. I was legitimately expecting to feel foolish for believing it.

There's one born every minute.

[–] qupada@fedia.io 20 points 2 days ago

I clicked on this, and it's immediately asking for my email. No big surprises there.

This however is the copy:

EXCLUSIVE
Unlock your surprise
Sign up to receive your surprise and start sleeping better today

With the big glowing confirm button labelled "Get my surprise" and the dark pattern barely visible skip link "I don't want a surprise".

I was aware of the existence of these things but had never paid them the slightest mind, this is just.. ick.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The cooling functions sounds great, without the supscription ai shit

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah, this sounds like a great idea, with some AI bullshit thrown in.

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

haha funny joke. wait wdym this isn't some random twitter account making up unrealistic funny scenarios? whatt