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"Oh look, it's couch-fucker," one person shouted in a video shared on social media. Another added, "You gonna fuck a couch, buddy?" As the heckling escalated, chants of "Go fuck a couch, JD Vance!" and "pussy boy" filled the busy train station.

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[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] wildcardology@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

He fucks couches.

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He enjoys putting his penis in a couch and moving it until he ejaculates.

[–] solarvector@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

To be fair, we don't know if he enjoys it. Maybe it's just something he does out of loneliness or a sense of obligation.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Do you have access to Google? Search for it.