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That dude is going to end up as president and then will somehow end up getting shanked by a hobo and nobody is even going to give the slightest bit of a shit.
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I'm gonna hold you to that.
Am homo would shank anyway. Close enough?
Most certainly!
Fuck, that made my day just thinking about it
He doesn’t have the charisma or trump’s sheer gall.
And then Mike Johnson becomes president.
Don’t worry, Mike Johnson will be too busy monitoring his son’s porn habits to be a horrible president.
Love it. I know it is fake, but with a guy like that, who really cares.
Eh. I’m not a fan of the “couch fucker” thing, because there are a lot of really good (and true) things to heckle him with. We don’t need to make stuff up.
Eh. I’m not a fan of the “couch fucker” thing, because there are a lot of really good (and true) things to heckle him with. We don’t need to make stuff up.
The true criticisms don't bother them: Crony, Grifter, Authoritarian, Hypocrite, Traitor. They wear these true criticisms like badges of honor. Its the pointless, silly, sometimes even fake criticisms (like the couch thing), that really get under their skin. I have no idea why, but it does. So we use those.
Fascism relies on the belief that they're the only normal ones. That's why calling them weird was so effective
People should hold their noses and point out his DEI wife. His followers will feel that. She's a class and race traitor so should be given no quarter anyway.
Thats a bizarre take. I'm not going to become a racist or use racist language to fight racism.
It would be a recurring performative insult with MAGA as the intended audience to disrupt their resolve. I don't think it has to say anything about your character.
You don't think attacking someone on the basis of their race or skin color is a problem? You don't think adopting the GOP narrative of taking the abbreviation of Diversity Equity and Inclusion and using it as a slur is a problem?
I don't care that you'd be being racist as an attempt to sow discontent in their ranks. Reinforcing racist views is a bridge too far.
I think the battle over the real meaning of DEI is lost. I know many organizations (e.g., libraries) have begun to pivot to using different language to achieve the same goals. So the idea of using those three letters against MAGA while it they remain in the zeitgheist is appealing to me.
As for whether performative racism is a bridge too far, I'm torn. I partially agree with you, given it's potential impact on innocents that are exposed outside of the intended MAGA audience. But I don't think it would make us racist in the same way that a soldier who kills enemy soldiers in war is not a murderer. They are a killer, certainly, but not a murderer. Of course, there is a sacrifice of character being made there, but not so much as in the case of the murderer.
It hurts them because their fragile egos makes them feel weak. That's why they all desperately cling to being 'alpha males'
I have no idea why
They don't feel bad about ripping off people they see below them. That's part of why they're okay doing it.
Implying they can't get laid is a much bigger insult in their eyes.
I understand where you're coming from, but taking the high road every damn time against people like this has gotten us into this situation.
You dont understand conservatives or the GOP.
Neither do you if you think “couchfucker” matters to them. They elected a guy who openly wishes to fuck his own daughter.
*wished
She's aged out of his type at this point
Daaamn!
It aont about naming calling, it is about making public appearances uncomfortable for them in the moment.
These regime removed need to know that they can't walk in public with little being disrespected by the citizens.
Let them go suck dick in their owners bunkers. That's where they belong.
They don't care if he fucked a couch, but they're worried we're muscling in on their lying territory.
They're supposed to be the ones spouting incomprehensible, unobstructable bullshit and we're supposed to be the ones who are upset.
It's why calling them wierd worked, why did we stop that anyway?
You could before him by using his real name. James Donald Bowman. A guy who hates the purveyor of half his genepool do much that he had changed his name to his grandpa's.
I will always call him by that name to make him remember his sad heritage
Further, the couchfucker thing has gotten us absolutely nowhere. What’s the point? To make ourselves feel better as they continue to destroy America?
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Pope killer! Boo
This seems like a good crowd to workshop a drag name. Everyone seems to enjoy speculating what the JD in JD Vance stands for. So here is my new drag name:
Jizzedina Davenport.
Thoughts?
I heard rumors he was losing weight...
After seeing the thumbnail for this post, I'm convinced JD of Jay-Dee's Furniture Emporium & Discount Sidekick is just switching bodies & keeping the same dumb looking head.
!His other body is off somewhere fucking couches & doing fascist shit with his fascist bros.!<
Last time I saw someone from southwest ohio lose that much weight that fast was because they were lacing their heroin with meth
Why?
Because,
1 there was a rumor he fucks couches.
2 the administration he’s a part of (republicans) are sending our military against its own citizens in cities that typically vote for the other party as basically retaliation.
- He sucks.
Then criticize him for being a fascist..
That doesn't bother fascists. The whole reason that calling them weird was so effective is that fascism relies on the belief that they're the only normal ones.
they did. they heckled him because he is a fascist. the end.
As the other commenter said, that has been shown to be inefficient. Some people even wear it with pride. They're ignorant- they don't know the weight of certain words because they don't know any history and lack any empathy -so we have to make do with what works, and what gets them is calling them what, in their feeble minds, is associated with weakness : weird. Queer. Sensitive. etc.
Because he fucks couches
What does that even mean?
He enjoys putting his penis in a couch and moving it until he ejaculates.
To be fair, we don't know if he enjoys it. Maybe it's just something he does out of loneliness or a sense of obligation.
He fucks couches.
Do you have access to Google? Search for it.
Fascists like to think that they are tough and scary. Calling them fascists, terrorists, or traitors feeds in to that narrative. People are afraid of fascists or terrorists. Traitors are “principled” people fighting for what is right.
It’s all just delusions. Fascists are like that meme with crying face under a happy mask.
Calling them petty, school yard insults gets under their skin. Weird, loser, couch fucker, etc don’t make fascists scary.
Punching a fascist can be the appropriate response. It allows the fascist to go back and proclaim about how scary they are and how blood is cool.
It’s why throwing milkshakes or glitter bombing or hanging a banner that says “Losers”.
You mock the fascist. Violence is when they become entrenched in power.
Lol wut. History tells us that fascists get murdered by the people they oppress.
Don't punch them. Hang them.
You mock the fascist. Violence is when they become entrenched in power.
You go in the first wave, we'll tag along later.
I'd rather leave the die defending this shithole.
The dude is already literally surrounded by State's National Guard. He's so close to being killed.
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