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Relatable (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If writing software makes you some sort of magician then writing in assembly should surely mean you are a cleric or warlock.

[–] vivendi@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I designed microcontrollers and wrote assembly for them

Now I'm just a regular software dudebro

What class do I get?

[–] thirteene@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Seeker, you learned your people's language and then learned the way of the world.

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

Either respec or multiclass

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago

I havent worked with assembly or any firmware in 10+ years, but from memory, I think it's more like being a Witch Doctor. You got primitive things and no idea what they do, but the specific patterns and dances make things happen.