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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 112 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)
[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 80 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wait so Billy Blowjob has been sitting on this nugget of truth? He single handedly could have prevented his second term if he just told the truth about another BJ?

[–] bran_buckler@lemmy.world 127 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Could you imagine the 2016 election between Hillary and Trump, where Hillary’s husband comes out to say that he got a blowjob from the other candidate? That would have been wild!

[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 29 points 2 weeks ago

I choked on air cackling at this thought

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Holy shit a gay won over a woman twice. Talk about glass ceiling...

[–] paultimate14@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is exactly why I'm wondering if "Bubba" could be referring to someone else. Maybe not a celebrity.

Heck, could be a giant novelty dildo. Or a dog.

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

Or Ghislaine Maxwell's horse

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 69 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

People arguing about the "pee tapes" while Putin could be sitting on something way juicier

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I didn't think Putin was on Epstein's island? And please don't refer to it as "juicy" ew

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 36 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

This one, officer.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

The word you’re all looking for is creamy.

Gonna go barf in the sink now.

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Doesn't have to actually be on the island to acquire the pictures.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The pee tapes were ~~supposedly~~ from a Moscow hotel with Russian hookers. Context was that it was a room Obama, not Clinton, had stayed in.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

This just raises the prospect that Bill Clinton also gave Donald Trump a golden shower.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 34 points 2 weeks ago

Importance: High

[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

....

Eothas. Fucking. Wept. This is amazing.

Was just chatting with a friend about how it seems there is widespread illness and injury going around and at least some of that is probably related to depression over the Democrats fucking up last week.

This... we gonna be running god damned marathons.


To be clear: there is absolutely nothing wrong with consenting adults sucking each other off. But this is just so god damned juicy.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

this is just so god damned juicy

Trump said the EXACT SAME THING!

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

To be clear: there is absolutely nothing wrong with consenting adults sucking each other off. But this is just so god damned juicy.

He's an anti-queer piece of shit. Go ham! He deserves exactly as much respect as he gives to the women and girls he's raped

[–] Xella@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

LMFAOOOOOOOOO THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAAHAHA

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can somebody translate that interaction? I don't get most of it.

[–] vateso5074@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's a set of emails, read it bottom to top and it might make more sense.

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How is it known that Bubba is Clinton?

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

People are just speculating, there's no proof. But Bill Clinton did have the nickname Bubba