Track_Shovel

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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 hours ago

I'm a master baiter

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 7 hours ago (3 children)
 
 
 
 
 
 
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dunno about you, but I'm bopping the bishop right now bb.

 
 
 
 
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Die Bart! Die! (slrpnk.net)
submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

That's uh German for uh... Thee Bart, Thee.

Juror: well no one who speaks German could be evil!

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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Bruh was a deer in his past life

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 13 points 3 days ago

I've told mine to be really direct; mean spirited almost, and it helps. It still precedes a bunch of stuff with 'here is the straight up answer' but it's less icky about boot licking.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 days ago

Yeuff. That's a rabbithole and a half, I imagine. I don't know much about it, but IIRC leading theories are related to the plague or a bunch of migration i think

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 18 points 5 days ago

We would still have lobbyists telling politicians that trains are a terrible idea

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

They don't say how big the spill was

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

TV software is fucking abysmal. Its laggy, full of bloat and as you point out, their wifi capabilities are shit. I even have the connection/speed issue right now with one of my older TVs.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

Tetanus resistance lasts 10 years. Make sure you're up to date, or you can die an agonizing death which they can do nothing about.

this could be you!

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 62 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Try introducing her as your roommate lol

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