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A Møøse once... (europe.pub)
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[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 80 points 2 days ago (1 children)

THE DIRECTORS OF THE FIRM HIRED TO CONTINUE THE RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY AFTER THE OTHER PEOPLE HAD BEEN SACKED, WISH IT TO BE KNOWN THAT THEY HAVE JUST BEEN SACKED.

THE RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY HAS BEEN COMPLETED IN AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT STYLE AT GREAT EXPENSE AND AT THE LAST MINUTE.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago

I wasn't expecting some kind of car accident transition.

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NOBODY EXPECTS THE CAR ACCIDENT TRANSITION!