Apytele

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[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 23 points 5 hours ago

I mean. It did offer to help you pick out a distro. Imagine your soon to be ex offering to make you a tinder profile.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

A surprising amount of famous people are actually upper middle class at best, especially if they're impulsive with their money. I'm honestly hoping The Billionaires keep alienating the upper middle class to the point that they realize they need to stop being their lackeys but I'm not super optimistic.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Do we have a rimjob Steve comm?

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

The wildest thing about that is that I'm both American and specifically southern.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Connections Puzzle #772
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spoilerI've literally never heard of a chess pie or a whoopie pie.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I wish the practice / physician was named, I'd like to write a letter to their alma mater, especially if it's from a part of the country that might actually care.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

My husband's theory is that Epstein was a mossad asset so it's more like don't spend moms credit card unless you found her cp stash.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Ich hab ChatGPT die Übersetzung machen lassen und dann nochmal mit Google Translate gegengecheckt. Problem war nur: Ich glaube, es hat die spezifische anatomische Stelle, die ich meinte, nicht korrekt rübergebracht.

Man sieht auf dem Bild nämlich eine leichte Wölbung unter der Haut, wo die Vene verläuft. Normalerweise sind die Venen, die man sieht, nicht so spannend – diese kleinen blauen Oberflächenlinien kann man meist ignorieren. Viel wichtiger ist, was man fühlt. Aber wenn die Vene schon so ausgeprägt ist, dass sie die Haut hochdrückt und man beim Tasten noch ein gutes „Bounce“ merkt – das ist echtes Premium-Material. Ich hab kommentiert, weil viele wahrscheinlich gar nicht bemerken, dass man da tatsächlich den Schatten einer richtig guten Vene sieht – direkt auf der Innenseite des Arms. Und auch die kleinen Wölbungen an den Verzweigungen – wie so umgedrehte Mini-Hügel an der unteren Kante. Als Krankenschwester fand ich das besonders lustig, weil: ja, das ist genau die Sorte Vene, auf die wir alle scharf sind. So ein professioneller Insider-Moment, der sprach- und kulturübergreifend funktioniert.

Der Bereich selbst heißt auf Englisch „antecubital“, was auf Latein „vor dem Ellbogen“ heißt. Und hier wird’s wild: Englisch ist basically sechs super-slutty Sprachen in einem Trenchcoat, so slutty, dass sie ständig noch andere Sprachen dazuholen für ihren polyglotten Swinger-Club. Und die Vene, um die’s geht, heißt „basilic“ – was ich glaube irgendwas mit „königlich“ zu tun hat. Warum die so heißt? Kein Plan. Aber ich war Phlebotomie-Technikerin, bevor ich Krankenschwester wurde – ich kenn meine Armvenen. Die Basilic ist eine richtig gute Vene (ein bisschen empfindlich manchmal, weil da ein Nerv drunterläuft), aber was ChatGPT da gemacht hat: Es hat „basilic“ offenbar als das Kraut übersetzt. Also im Sinne von Basilikum. Vielleicht haben die Begriffe denselben Wortstamm, aber medizinisch ist das natürlich komplett daneben.

Und genau deshalb sag ich: ChatGPT ist (noch) nicht bereit, medizinische Fachbegriffe sinnvoll über Sprachgrenzen hinweg zu übersetzen.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Bruder, ich spreche nicht mal Deutsch und trotzdem hab ich diese Vena basilica im Visier wie:

(at least so sayeth the llm and duckduckgo translate agrees)

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)


bruh i don't even speak german and I'm eyeing that basilic like

(Bruder, ich spreche nicht mal Deutsch und trotzdem hab ich diese Vena basilica im Visier wie)

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

Average in a way I wouldn't normally have chosen if I hadn't gotten over my weird hangups.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 62 points 4 days ago (4 children)

(as an aside before I start this comment, me and my partner are both exceptionally blunt on all accounts)

I've mentioned to my partner before that he's not the kind of attractive I expected to wind up with, but that I'm pretty sure most of that is rooted in daddy issues, so it's probably for the best.

I've also told my partner that when he makes that very specific devious chuckle (that deep genuine one it's hard to fake like when I send him a really good meme) sometimes I can feel my vagina make a little sploosh of goo.

 

I've posted it a couple times in various states of completeness and idk that it's really done now but... I distilled my 300 hours of therapy into an educational course you can just download / follow along with at your own pace. It's kind of like a free "class" on coping skills. Let me know what you think! It's in two formats, one you can open as an html in your browser, and one you can open as an editable notebook / vault in obsidian that you can type your own notes into. The biggest thing I've done in these last few iterations is drop the reading level. I have a tendency to ramble / stream of consciousness things so I tried to make it a little more digestible. Hope it helps somebody, and let me know what you think!

 

When I was younger and got an ADHD diagnosis they kept trying to sit me in the front of the room so that I could pay attention better. It always made everything so much worse and as a child I could never articulate why. Turns out some things that were going on at home had already given me mild PTSD by the time I entered middle school. What was actually most distracting to me was the feeling of people behind me and not being able to see the door. When I was in college and could pick my own seating arrangements sitting in the back of the room away from everyone and where I could see the door made a huuuge difference.

Was just reflecting on this and wanted to share.

 
 

Imagine you're at the salon just chillin' getting your hair washed and trimmed and your nails done and two chairs over they're holding a guy down while he screams to do it by force like wtf is up with THAT guy?

 

(I’m sorting communities by new and adding to any I have decent content for)

 

(I'm sorting communities by new and adding to any I have decent content for)

 

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/36489019

INZOI: ...the maze is complete.

More conceptual than anything else, I rarely actually play these games I mostly just make houses and people and never actually play...

 

More conceptual than anything else, I rarely actually play these games I mostly just make houses and people and never actually play...

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