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[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

says the person who literally just did that to me. I mean, I didn't expect someone who hangs out with PugJesus to have a particularly well thought out argument on, well, anything, but I figured it would at least be a little more nuanced than "nah nah nah nah I can't hear you".

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world -1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Me and Pug regularly debate each other over disagreements, but one thing we both agree on is you fucking tankies love death, malice, and harming innocents.

[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

anyone left of Reagan is a tankie to you, so I won't take offense at that. and nobody but the redpilled liberals over at MoG would believe you anyway. kinda ironic you talk about harming innocents though. the only time your kind cares about harming people is when you need votes to install some "lesser evil" as the figurehead president for the corporate oligarchy.

now why don't you run back to the circlejerk like a good little boy.

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world -1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Tankies are actually to the right of Reagan.