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U.S. Tourists Advised To Temporarily Avoid Shootouts With Mexican Drug Cartels (theonion.com)

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Griffin later emphasized that once the situation in Mexico had stabilized, American tourists would be welcome to resume murdering with impunity.

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[–] TheNovemberMan@bookstodon.com 3 points 4 weeks ago

@supersquirrel 👍👍