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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 38 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Because that's how it's spelled.

Spanish uses ü, although relatively rarely. It signifies that you should pronounce the u and not merge it into nearby vowels.

[–] v_krishna@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

English does the same with most vowels, it's called diaeresis though the only place I commonly see it is in the New Yorker (funnily enough googling what it is called led me to a New Yorker article about it.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I mean at this point it seems that English doesn't do this, but maybe at one point it saw limited use.

Except "naïve", that still happens. But English is nothing if not wildly inconsistent.

[–] v_krishna@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago

Fair enough point, I also see it in normal English usage for proper nouns but basically nowhere else.

Wikipedia agrees with you (and also calls out the New Yorker vehemently disagrees which I find oddly comforting and hilarious)

In British English this usage has been considered obsolete for many years, and in US English, although it persisted for longer, it is now considered archaic as well.[3] Nevertheless, it is still used by the US magazine The New Yorker.[4]

[–] CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's because naïve is a french word

Oh shit it's in French too? I've been under a rock.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Diaeresis? Try Pepto Bismol.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 week ago

No, that would make you feel embarazada